Even if you're not the religious type, you're probably familiar with the parable told to illustrate the generosity of the Almighty. Perhaps you've been too busy squandering your inheritance to register for the 2019 North American Championships, but get this... you're still going to be welcomed with open arms. WHAT!? Yeah, I know, crazy. But even more CRAZY! If you promise to tell us the stories about your riotous living, we're going to waive your late fee. WOW, talk about forgiveness! Being so bad, has never been so good.
NOW, click on this link below and pay your money before you spend your last red cent. We really want to see your smiling face in Clearwater next month.
(with the blessing of the Almighty, Jill)